“Would you mind moving over a bit please?”
“I’m making myself as small as possible. I’m six foot and plane seats are tiny.”
“But do you have to spread your legs like that?”
“Actually, yes, I can’t point them forwards because they don’t fit. Look.”
“How long is this flight again?”
“Four hours.”
“Bloody hell.”
“Maybe try and sleep or something. It might improve your mood.”
“Excuse me? How dare you!”
A flight attendant stopped with the trolley. “All ok here?”
Before they could reply the man behind them spoke up. “It’s fine, thank you. Kids, pack it in.”
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