“This will work. Mice are stupid.”
He put cheese on the trap. Topped it with peanut butter for good measure.
He was looking forward to the silencing of claws scrabbling above his head.
The mouse watched the stupid humans from his vantage point on the cupboards. When they were out of sight he helped himself to cheese crumbs and licked peanut butter off the knife. Wrapped his tail around a cocktail stick ready to set off the trap before carrying on with his nightly run around the roof.
All the food from the stupid humans was making him fat.
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